Xander: Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into a spider eating man bitch? Buffy: He's gone. Xander: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey! Buffy: Check. No more butt monkey.
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Buffy: He's gone.
Xander: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Buffy: Check. No more butt monkey.
Best.Line.Ever.
I love Xander. And I miss him so much!