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darcydodoFirst, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
My characters:
1. Willow Rosenberg (BtVS)
2. Inara Serra (Firefly)
3. Susan Ivanova (B5)
4. Lilah Morgan (Ats)
5. Kathryn Janeway (ST:Voyager)
6. Cally (Blake's 7)
7. Faith (BtVS/AtS)
8. Deanna Troi (ST:TNG)
9. Kaylee Frye (Firefly)
10. Jessica Atreides (Dune)
11. Talia Winters (B5)
12. Sioned (Melanie Rawn's dragon series)
This might have ended up even more interesting if I'd picked male characters, too.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, they probably don't exist, but dude that would be awesome. Two telepaths?
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Definitely. What, on a scale of 1-10? That would depend on the season/episode, but probably between 8 and 10.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
OK, that doesn't bear thinking about on any level at all, apart from the fact that a female impregnating a female is probably as disturbing a thought as mpreg. Also, while Sioned would have lovely lovely children, I can't think of any traits of hers that would combine with Deanna's for a good outcome.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Hmm. I haven't really found enough good Firefly fic at all.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Possibly. Inara would probably be very good for Cally.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
OK, I'm just snickering now at the thought of either. But Janeway/Kaylee could stem from a far more logical plot.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
First of all, let me just say that Inara/Sioned would undoubtedly be very very hot, and I guess Faith would likely join in.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Hmm, let's see. Susan is stationed on a ship that encounters the system with Wallach IX (the Bene Gesserit homeworld). Something goes wrong, and she ends up training with the Bene Gesserit for a time, finding them far more sympathetic to her own values than PsiCorp could ever be. While there, she meets a beautiful young woman named Jessica.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Willow/Deanna... fluff. Umm. Undoubtedly there isn't, but what with Deanna being an empath counselor and all, it could probably just about be written.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Faith... and... Sioned.... Glah. Since the fic itself would undoubtedly be dreadful, how about something corny like "When Fire met Fire" or "Here Comes the Sun."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oh, that wouldn't be difficult. Lilah deflowering Willow could simply have Lilah being sent by Wolfram & Hart to Sunnydale somewhere around the beginning of season 3 and offering to teach Willow magic and then seducing her.
Then I misread something here as a second question asking about One deflowering Four, so I answered that, too.
That... would be a hell of a lot more difficult. And it would probably have to involve a time machine or some sort of temporal rift, so I guess that's my plot device. While trying to raise the temple of Proserpexa, Willow gets sucked into some rift that she's created, and she finds a young Lilah Morgan, who's just entering college or maybe just graduating (but is still a Good Girl as yet).
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Oh of course not. Nope. No one. At all. Nuh-uh.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Maybe... I'm not sure if any of the B5-fans read fanfic involving Susan. Personally, I'd look for Ivanova-slash, not het. But that's a given.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I doubt it. I've occasionally pondered a Talia/Susan drabble or two.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Err, not of their own volition, quite definitely not.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
She wouldn't. She's Bene Gesserit-trained and would therefore not scream anything unless she chose to. If she consciously chose to, well then, it would probably depend on the situation.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Remind me why I put Deanna as #8, again? Probably whatever it was that Data sang at her and Riker's wedding.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
So hot you might get burned. Magical, red-headed action. Uhh... Oh, sorry. Umm, fem-slash, and definitely NC-17.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I have no idea about a pick-up line, per se, but they'd certainly get along well together! Trained in all sorts of arts...
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven't, actually; I don't know that I read much Star Trek fic.
My characters:
1. Willow Rosenberg (BtVS)
2. Inara Serra (Firefly)
3. Susan Ivanova (B5)
4. Lilah Morgan (Ats)
5. Kathryn Janeway (ST:Voyager)
6. Cally (Blake's 7)
7. Faith (BtVS/AtS)
8. Deanna Troi (ST:TNG)
9. Kaylee Frye (Firefly)
10. Jessica Atreides (Dune)
11. Talia Winters (B5)
12. Sioned (Melanie Rawn's dragon series)
This might have ended up even more interesting if I'd picked male characters, too.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, they probably don't exist, but dude that would be awesome. Two telepaths?
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Definitely. What, on a scale of 1-10? That would depend on the season/episode, but probably between 8 and 10.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
OK, that doesn't bear thinking about on any level at all, apart from the fact that a female impregnating a female is probably as disturbing a thought as mpreg. Also, while Sioned would have lovely lovely children, I can't think of any traits of hers that would combine with Deanna's for a good outcome.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Hmm. I haven't really found enough good Firefly fic at all.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Possibly. Inara would probably be very good for Cally.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
OK, I'm just snickering now at the thought of either. But Janeway/Kaylee could stem from a far more logical plot.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
First of all, let me just say that Inara/Sioned would undoubtedly be very very hot, and I guess Faith would likely join in.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Hmm, let's see. Susan is stationed on a ship that encounters the system with Wallach IX (the Bene Gesserit homeworld). Something goes wrong, and she ends up training with the Bene Gesserit for a time, finding them far more sympathetic to her own values than PsiCorp could ever be. While there, she meets a beautiful young woman named Jessica.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Willow/Deanna... fluff. Umm. Undoubtedly there isn't, but what with Deanna being an empath counselor and all, it could probably just about be written.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Faith... and... Sioned.... Glah. Since the fic itself would undoubtedly be dreadful, how about something corny like "When Fire met Fire" or "Here Comes the Sun."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oh, that wouldn't be difficult. Lilah deflowering Willow could simply have Lilah being sent by Wolfram & Hart to Sunnydale somewhere around the beginning of season 3 and offering to teach Willow magic and then seducing her.
Then I misread something here as a second question asking about One deflowering Four, so I answered that, too.
That... would be a hell of a lot more difficult. And it would probably have to involve a time machine or some sort of temporal rift, so I guess that's my plot device. While trying to raise the temple of Proserpexa, Willow gets sucked into some rift that she's created, and she finds a young Lilah Morgan, who's just entering college or maybe just graduating (but is still a Good Girl as yet).
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Oh of course not. Nope. No one. At all. Nuh-uh.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Maybe... I'm not sure if any of the B5-fans read fanfic involving Susan. Personally, I'd look for Ivanova-slash, not het. But that's a given.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I doubt it. I've occasionally pondered a Talia/Susan drabble or two.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Err, not of their own volition, quite definitely not.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
She wouldn't. She's Bene Gesserit-trained and would therefore not scream anything unless she chose to. If she consciously chose to, well then, it would probably depend on the situation.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Remind me why I put Deanna as #8, again? Probably whatever it was that Data sang at her and Riker's wedding.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
So hot you might get burned. Magical, red-headed action. Uhh... Oh, sorry. Umm, fem-slash, and definitely NC-17.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I have no idea about a pick-up line, per se, but they'd certainly get along well together! Trained in all sorts of arts...
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven't, actually; I don't know that I read much Star Trek fic.
