Abstract Acacias

I just finished season one of Battlestar Galactica. And, well, wow. I also watched the deleted scenes, and can I just say: ( spoilers and post-season musing ) I am, of course, deliberating fanfic, but I don't know that I will write anything. I'll see. (Is there any good, not-at-all-spoilery-for-season-2 fic that people want to point me to?)

In conclusion: Argh.

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

Andrew Wells (Buffy) & Anya Jenkins (Buffy) - This would clearly actually be in a threesome with Xander. Otherwise, Andrew would be like, "Eww, female," and Anya would be like, "Can't we kill him yet, Buffy, please?"

Cordelia Chase (Buffy/Angel) & Dana Fairbanks (The L Word) - Hmm. Possible, I suppose. Cordelia would be all about getting Dana to be more stylish, and she'd certainly like the fact that Dana's famous; I'm not sure what Dana would think about Cordelia, but she certainly wouldn't be put off by Cordelia's latent rich-kid mannerisms given her background.

Dodo (Alice in Wonderland) & Faith (Buffy) - *snort* I think this must have stemmed from here. No comments on the actual pairing.

Goombella (Paper Mario) & Harry Potter (Harry Potter) - *dies* In a way, Goombella is not unlike Hermione, so I suppose if someone ever makes Hogwarts 2D, then all the H/H shippers will be happy with this. Ian says he just pictures Harry getting head-bonked over and over.

Illyria/Fred Burkle (Angel) & Inara Serra (Firefly) - Oooooh. Since this is really Illyria and not Fred, the dynamic would be very interesting; but I imagine that Illyria might lure Inara in while in Fred-guise, and then shift back once they're already getting it on.

Kaylee Frye (Firefly) & Lara Perkins (The L Word) - Just. Too. Cute.

Lilah Morgan (Angel) & Lindsey McDonald (Angel) - This is clearly inevitable when you're a lawyer at Wolfram & Hart and are therefore automatically going to fall in the roster right next to all of your colleagues.

Oz Osbourne (Buffy) & River Tam (Firefly) - Wow. Monosyllables + practical stream-of-consciousness? Oz would be so sweet to River. Kind of like Simon... ;)

Rupert Giles (Buffy) & Tara Maclay (Buffy) - Nooooo. Not romantically. I never can deal with Giles together with any of the Scoobies. (ETA: In this particular case, I'm identifying the Scoobies as the core group of 3, plus Tara... Giles and Anya is fine.)

Willow Rosenberg (Buffy) & Xander Harris (Buffy) - Well, duh. At least until season 4. :)

The Line Starts Here Meme

Name a pairing that I am familiar with, in a fandom I am familiar with, and I will write one line for that pairing and fandom.

ETA: Apparently I'm being unable to write these as anything other than run-on-sentence drabbles (though not 100 words, sometimes more and sometimes less), but I may try and control myself (and do bits other than the beginning or entirety of a given story) for future requests. May, not will.