Flabbergasted isn't a mood, damn them.

Can I just say... tongue ring???!!! I mean, my god. But now, for those who actually care about ( Touched )

And now, for something completely different
I mean, really. It's "speech." Never, in a million years, is it "speach." For fuck's sake. I swear, "speach" sounds like it should be some weird sort of word for ejaculation, or something. There are many words that end in -each, but "speech" is not one of them. The only word that I can think of that has an -eech and -each termination (and means the same thing in both cases) is leech/leach. So I'm not talking about something like beech/beach. (Any others, though, besides those? Can't actually think of any.)

ETA: What's with this font? If I tell it I want the font size bigger, it's 'cause I want it bigger. Grr.

GQP (figure it out...)

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	83.3% Never taken out of the packaging	60.5%
Shamelessness	78.6% Has yet to see self in mirror	76%
Sex Drive	86.8% The Pope is envious	74.1%
Straightness	50% Felt someone up once	39%
Gayness	23.2% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	78%
Fucking Sick	93.8% Refreshingly normal	87.2%
You are 69.05% pure Average Score: 68.5%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

Ah, I vudd suggester SWEDISH as jor langvedge to
spiek.


What language are you supposed to speak?
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That's a really impressively bad Swedish imitation, so apologies to emidala on behalf of the unknown Quizilla author. :)