Ga*ked from jsposito

[darcydodo]

Go to Google, type in "[your name] needs," and turn the results into a poll.

[Poll #584569]

* I'm sure that it actually meant "structured." However, I was sure that I remembered "ructure" being a word, and indeed the OED gives it as a noun that is an obsolete form of "eructation," and therefore "the action of voiding wind from the stomach through the mouth; belching."

Comments

[fanlain.livejournal.com]

radio buttons suck for such a poll; i can only give you one thing then?

[darcydodo]

Yup, you have to make a choice. :)

[wychwood]

Apparently Google has a very strong message for me:

Rachael needs to learn to accept things even if she doesn’t like them. ...

That was five of the top ten results. :) Maybe I should listen?

[darcydodo]

Ditto for me and "Darcy needs your help!"

BTW, weren't those great quotes that Paul sent out?

[wychwood]

Oh, hilarious :) I loved this one:

Paul: I know Chris Jardine. I've met Chris Jardine. I think I've been
hugged drunkenly by Chris Jardine.
KT: That doesn't differentiate you from anyone else that's met him.

I was actually laughing out loud at that.

Damn, I miss Wychwood. I really do. It's great having so many of you on LJ, but there's nothing like the total randomness of a really good kitmaking...

[darcydodo]

I miss Wychwood too. And G&Ssoc. :(

mine is kinda funny...

[sunah.livejournal.com]

as you may know, my name is not common, but I have two...

Sunah needs to be reviewed and understood (yes!)
Sunah needs this kind of fatwa (um...)

(context: no Muslim believes that Sunah needs this kind of fatwa)

[hatam-soferet.livejournal.com]

I apparently need a break, primarily, as well as "taking out for fun," "help" (three times), "to assert herself as a leader," and "421 temporary shelters." Not sure about the shelters.

My first hit sounds like a cookie cutter evil agency...

[avani.livejournal.com]

AVANI - For a better Earth

[sampiano.livejournal.com]

Haha. I got "Sam needs a doggie bag." Sure do baby!

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

Don't we all need that last option??

[jrtom.livejournal.com]

I don't do polls, but the answers are amusing...

'Joshua needs to fall for a "not beautiful" woman to make him appreciate more than outward beauty.'
'Joshua needs sudden rescue from the matchmaking schemes of his aunt'
'Joshua needs to lose wieght' [sic]
'Joshua needs to live successfully and fully included into his community'
several variants on
'Joshua needs a stable and nurturing family who will provide him with encouragement and consistency to achieve his goals' (apparently 'Joshua' is still a popular name among young children, and the adoptee web pages show it)
--and last but not least--
'Joshua needs his whore'

I like your fifth one better than any of mine, although #4 isn't bad either (and is the one I actually voted for).

[tzeentch.livejournal.com]

This doesn't work for me - apparently, there is someone named "Kris Needs."

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Doesn't work for me either--"V Needs" doesn't turn up pages about people at all.

[once-a-banana.livejournal.com]

The best I got was "Mischa needs a six dollar Carl's Jr. burger for heaven's sake."
Of course all of mine are about Mischa Barton. Goddammit.

[cryptoquip.livejournal.com]

Mischa needs to be the only cat in the house as he is aggressive to other felines.

[jsposito.livejournal.com]

HAHAH! As a Mischa Barton fan (sheepishly so), I'd have to agree.

[cryptoquip.livejournal.com]

I feel that this one was pretty clear cut, although I was initially tempted by the second to last option. :-) I just posted this meme as well...whee!

[wageslave.livejournal.com]

"Chris needs your sex talk."

Don't read too much into that.

[darcydodo]

If I see you tomorrow...

Or else I'll just tell David. :)

eeeehhehehehehehe

[andtherewithjoy.livejournal.com]

this is truly brilliant. you will appreciate:

"Caitlin needs her own division because she does martial arts tricks like a grown man."