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[darcydodo]

I'm not quite sure how I got a monster quite like this, but the turning invisible bit is cool, as is the humorous nephew sidekick.

darcydodo is a Giant Blob that dislikes Modern Architecture, can turn Invisible and Change Shape, is Extremely Hydrophobic, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick. Strength: 9 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 1 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat darcydodo, enter your name and choose an attack: fights darcydodo using Strength Agility Intelligence

Comments

[lisekit.livejournal.com]

heheheh!

[darcydodo]

Huh. I liked your squid better. :)

[lisekit.livejournal.com]

Don't *really* understand why I'm not a Giant Kitten that Karate Kicks and Pounces on Victims with Large Razor Claws (and Dislikes Modern Architecture to boot).

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

I would appear to be a tiny glow-in-the-dark ape and not much use at anything save agility. Oh well.

[darcydodo]

Aww. *pats comfortingly* Glowing-in-the-dark is useful.

[darcydodo]

Wait a minute, you didn't list about a billion other very cool things that your ape has. To rectify this:

rysmiel is a Tiny Ape that Glows in the Dark, can Phase in and out of Existence, is Cold-Blooded, fears the Military, and has a Long, Prehensile Tongue.

Some of those... ;)

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

Some of those... ;)

.. while potentially useful, are not so in ways one would brag about in polite society.

[sampiano.livejournal.com]

sampiano is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that has an Extra Head, rides around in a Metal Tripod, and eats Trees. Strength: 5 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 5 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat sampiano, enter your name and choose an attack: fights sampiano using Strength Agility Intelligence

[filmgeek.livejournal.com]

HA! I beat you.

[whiskeypants.livejournal.com]

i lost, but i dig my monster (posting on my lj)

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

pseudomonas is a Giant Bacterium that has Many Massive Flagella, an Attitude Problem, and Cheats at These Sort of Tests (also available for private functions). Strength: 24 Agility: 99 Intelligence: loads To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat pseudomonas, don't even bother.

[darcydodo]

*grin*