My DVDs arrived from Amazon! I am now the proud owner of "What's Cooking?" and "The Princess Bride: Special Edition." Finally, two movies that I have been waiting and waiting and waiting to own, and finally thought, what the fuck, I'm gonna do this now. So I'm going to watch them. Lots. Not right now, though, as much will-power as this is actually going to take, because I'm going to Mont's debauched 33rd birthday party. He says the more the merrier, so anyone who wants to swing on by, it's at Jupiter, in the upstairs room. Now.