Well, duh. I have to say, I'm utterly delighted with some of the answer options, particularly "You're masturbating over a Sappho poem about myrtle" in answer to what embarrassing situation your scout finds you in. (Also, frighteningly, although I didn't do it because my CV was looking sparse, I certainly did do web design for OUG&Ssoc, and that's pretty much the only thing on my so-called CV.) Also, the quiz was so clealry written by a classicist.