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[darcydodo]

Probably fewer of these were trick questions than I assumed. :)

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (150), and liquor (52).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 41% on proof You scored higher than 90% on beer index You scored higher than 99% on wine index You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Comments

[jrtom.livejournal.com]

Thish tesht ish . . . compleeeetely . . . yooouuushlesh.

That is to say, I don't know Jack (Daniels) about liquor, and had to guess on most of the questions...and I got a score comparable to yours: 106, 60/66/60; 11%, 86%, 88%, 86%. I don't drink beer, and I hardly ever drink wine or liquor. Go figger. :>

[darcydodo]

But we're trained so well at guessing, after all those multiple choice standardized tests! :)

[jrtom.livejournal.com]

That must be it. :P (And in fact standardized tests and I get along great, in general, but if this had been a real standardized test I would have left half of the answers blank.)

So is it legal to be a grad student that drinks neither coffee nor beer? :)

[darcydodo]

So is it legal to be a grad student that drinks neither coffee nor beer? :)

Just about, so long as you drink tea....

[larslp.livejournal.com]

Yeah well...

Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (133), and liquor (95).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

You scored higher than 85% on proof
You scored higher than 90% on beer index
You scored higher than 98% on wine index
You scored higher than 97% on liquor index

:)