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[darcydodo]

Probably fewer of these were trick questions than I assumed. :)

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (150), and liquor (52).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 41% on proof You scored higher than 90% on beer index You scored higher than 99% on wine index You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

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[jrtom.livejournal.com]

That must be it. :P (And in fact standardized tests and I get along great, in general, but if this had been a real standardized test I would have left half of the answers blank.)

So is it legal to be a grad student that drinks neither coffee nor beer? :)

[darcydodo]

So is it legal to be a grad student that drinks neither coffee nor beer? :)

Just about, so long as you drink tea....