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[darcydodo]

Here be the list of phrases from Sprockets in Gerrrrman:

"Would you like to touch my monkey?"
Wollen Sie meinen Affen berühren?

"Touch him! Love him!"
Fassen sie Ihn! Lieben Sie Ihn!

"I'm happy as a little GIIIIRL."
Ich bin so glücklich wie ein kleines Mädchen.

"Your agony is gorgeous."
Ihre Qual ist hinreissend.

"Your story has become tiresome."
Ihre Geschichte wird Lästig.

"Textures intrigue me."
Texturen faszinieren mich.

"A fat man and a sprinkler are soon together."
Ein fetter Mann und eine Gartenbewässerungsanlage kommen schnell zusammen.

"Now is the time of Sprockets when we dance."
Jetzt ist die Zeit auf Sprockets zum Tanzen.

Arrr.

Comments

hee hee hee!!

[sschmitt.livejournal.com]

This has made my day!

[leech.livejournal.com]

Did you learn these in class? If so, please tell me the name of the prof so I can take German sometime. :)

[darcydodo]

Why is it that no one listened when I was going on about how fantastic my German prof is? :)

Anyway, it's Christian Buss. He's a grad student in the department.

[nenar.livejournal.com]

These are so wonderful. I must steal these and send them to my boyfriend. They will make him laugh, especially since he is a real pirate.

[darcydodo]

They were nothing to do with pirates. But they're still funny.